Getting to know Mark Wilson…

Never Let Down is a blog about historical overdosing. Historical overdosing is defined: To live in a period of time when too much seems to happen. Major symptoms include addiction to newspapers, magazines, and TV news broadcasts.

I’m your host, Mark Wilson. You might remember me from such films as Mark Wilson & The Apple Dumpling Game, Honky Grandma Be Trippin’, and Three Men and a Bunsen Burner. I was also the host of the short-lived series Celebrity Mud Wrestling featuring Mikhail Gorbachev.

I have an extensive knowledge of zany stand-up comics and am currently writing a book about the rise & fall of Carrot Top. Tentative titles include Chairman of the Bored, Get Confident Stupid!, and Gallagher Wants to Kill This Ginger Haired Bastard for Stealing His Act. My agent thinks the last title may be too long. What do you think? The foreword will be written by Nikolai Volkoff. Thanks to the Iron Sheik for his co-operation with the book. In Soviet Russia, camel clutches you! The book will be released in time for the upcoming holiday season and will be available at fine book sellers nationwide.

I am a self-proclaimed professor of Economics. I am looking for a position at a prestigious university. I am fielding offers from DeVry and Everest College at the moment. I am researching material for a lecture that I would like to present about the rise of the American economy in the 1980’s and Corey Haim’s wardrobe in The Lost Boys. I am trying to get in touch with the Rob Lowe poster on his closet door from The Lost Boys but have had no luck. I have been forced to place a restraining order on Corey Feldman for his constant sexual harassment of my pet turtle, Brocktoon.

That’s all you really need to know about me. I HATE AKIVA MOSKOVITZ!

Here’s a picture of my friends & I at a car rally. I’m on the far right: